So you made a baby, eh? Well you've got quite a responsibility whippersnapper. Kids are Hazordhu's easy bake oven. You lay an egg, get a baby daddy to sit on the egg, tell him what to name it. If he doesn't kill the baby, and tell him to do it right next time.

Chapter 1 - Your bundle of joy.

Well you had a kid. Good for you. Now you just have to wait around 50 moons. Thats about 12 hours real time. They are still a bit stupid at this age, so they only follow a few commands. However these commands carry on into the next stage of life.

_____ stop.

_____ follow me.

_____ obey _____.

_____ ignore _____.

Chapter 2 - Your young adult.

Well, you now have an obedient NPC who will do what you say, when you say it. However, he will only follow some basic commands. Shame on you for not putting him through grade school.

_____ mine clay.

_____ mine hazium.

_____ mine stone.

_____ make brick.

_____ attack _____.

_____ chop wood.

_____ make boards.

_____ mine metal.

Chapter 3 - Killing your child.

As painful as it may be, you kid, will eventually become a nuisiance, or a waste of space. Maybe its that you are so hungry, and its shiverstide, and he is the only thing around to eat...

Chapter 4 - In closing

Kids are a handy thing in the world of Hazordhu. All you need to do is bark commands and obstacles, threats, and people be damned! They will do as you command.

Hope this helped!
-Ducky

(note - children CAN attack as babies, however the attack is so useless its not even worth doing.)